OK, JoJo has decided to take a bold step and declare himself a racist. We all know that by “liberal” rhetoric, if you don’t agree with Obama, or ObamaCare, or, for that matter, the entire “liberal” agenda, you are a racist. If you point out obvious failures and flaws in the welfare state or affirmative action, you are a racist. And, of course, States Rights and the Second Amendment are just code words for racism. Like the dumb asses that we are, we have all decried our colorblindness and denied any bigotry we might secretly engender.


Well…Jo Jo has had an epiphany. It was brought about by the fact that I got thrown out of my favorite bar (Bob’s Chop House, Dallas, Texas) for speaking the truth about ObamaCare to the great offense of the Black guy sitting next to me. This post was further catalyzed by an article Jo Jo perused in the Huffington Post. (Yes, Jo Jo is an omnivorous and diversified reader and thinker).


The article was really a quiz. You were asked questions, on scale of 1 to 10, about Blacks in America. The higher your score, the more likely you are to be a racist. (Oh, and, BTW, as an aside, according to the HP, gun ownership and racism have a 99% correlation.)

Here is an example:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how violent are blacks as compared to whites.

It is important to point out here, that actual empirical data and truth are COMPLETELY irrelevant. This is all about what you think, whether it is true or not. In other words, speaking the “wrong” truth is, according to the “liberal” world view, racist.

We all know, everyone knows, that Blacks perpetrate more violence than Whites. It is beyond dispute. However, if you put, say, a 3 or a 5 on the test, you are a racist.


Jo Jo is offended by the left’s co-opting of all things racial…as if they had the last and only word on the subject. And, they keep us back on our heels because, according to their rules, they can use the race trump card to clobber obvious truth any time they want. Brilliant of them, really… and stupid of us for falling for it. Jo Jo has come upon the solution. It is so simple, I didn’t really think it would work until I re-read the Art of War by Sun Tzu. When confronted by overwhelming force, don’t resist, like the mighty oak but rather bend, like the stalks of wheat. So,    using the definitions and concepts propounded by the left, I have made the conscious decision to bend to their trump card and be a racist. I invite all rational people of all colors to join me.


I look down on able bodied people who live on the dole; People who don’t take care of their children; who eschew education; who live in violence and squalor and don’t do anything about it; who willfully refuse to speak proper English; who blame their problems on the very society that supports them; who blame their problems on the condition of slavery that has existed for 10,000 years and still does…in Africa. A condition, BTW that was abolished in this country 150 years ago at the cost of 300,000 white lives. NEED I GO ON??

There was a time when we could afford these mooches…not any more. They are being actively bred and indoctrinated by the progressive machine as a political base upon which to build a new world socialist order. There are too many of them and all they know is gimme, gimme, gimme…FREE LUNCH!!! And, when they choke out the last of us that work and pay taxes, they will revert to savagery and cannibalism. Ironic, huh?

The Great Society experiment of the 60’s is a complete failure. Time for some tough love.

And, if you don’t believe me, a racist white guy, ask Bill Cosby.



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About Jo Jo The Dog Faced Boy

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy is the alter ego of Joe Schitte the Rag Man who is a figment of the imagination of Jericho Ring which is the nom de plume of Gary E. Smith...boring lawyer who lives in Dallas and Pensacola...